Alex Woodard - Living Halfway
Amazon Best Seller

Living
Halfway

A COLLECTION OF ESSAYS

One part social commentary, one part memoir, and all parts perfectly inappropriate for these challenging times.

A NOTE FROM ALEX

Alex Woodard - Living Halfway

Well, I wrote a book. I mean, I’ve written a few. But this one is different. This book started out as a collection of rants from a foul-mouthed, 57-year-old chain-smoking lady living in a run-down trailer park.

WHAT READERS ARE SAYING

In this collection of hilarious, astute, and sometimes heart-wrenching essays, Alex Woodard reveals imperfect truths about relationships, family, society and career as only he could – through the eyes of a struggling singer-songwriter caught between his 1980s childhood and today’s comparative-happiness landscape.

The Companion Album

Be prepared to laugh out loud, maybe first at the absurdity lurking beneath a curated social media post, and then again as you pause and wonder “Wait, is that me?”

Because yeah, that could be you. Don’t worry, though, you’re not alone.

We’ve all spent some time in cougargarten.*

*cougargarten (n) – chardonnay-sponsored, middle-aged playground focused on false paths to fulfillment