Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight.

I don’t know when Johnny Cash said this. Or where. Or even if. But the Internet says he did.

Ah, the Internet.

Remember when I told you about that 57-year-old lady living in a trailer park, ranting about the ridiculousness of selfies and social media, and how I adopted her voice for an upcoming collection of stories?

Those stories are now alive on Amazon, where the book became a #1 New Release before actually being released. The paperback version is there, too, for those of you who were asking about a version that didn’t involve a screen:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08RRQTGHJ

We all have those two voices, don’t we? The nice one, and the one that causes all the trouble.

Welcome to my Johnny.

And Cash.