Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight.
I don’t know when Johnny Cash said this. Or where. Or even if. But the Internet says he did.
Ah, the Internet.
Remember when I told you about that 57-year-old lady living in a trailer park, ranting about the ridiculousness of selfies and social media, and how I adopted her voice for an upcoming collection of stories?
Those stories are now alive on Amazon, where the book became a #1 New Release before actually being released. The paperback version is there, too, for those of you who were asking about a version that didn’t involve a screen:
We all have those two voices, don’t we? The nice one, and the one that causes all the trouble.
Welcome to my Johnny.